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Rimworld players:

Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)

Nothing because no one's alive anymore - gtfo Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld

Playing poker with a non-standard deck.

Murdering zombies with plants.

One could say it's zombies vs. plants!

mass killing of scribble spiders? idk

not slaying the princess I guess.

I am getting called a hero! Other than that orbital strike I called down on my entire squad….

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

I don't know... Majonging?

Throwing darts at balloons

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Intergalactic genocide

reckless driving

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.

Building without a permit

Do porn games on an old android count?

Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies

Stacking blocks and clearing lines.

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...

Breaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

Punching trees