Sacrilege! Shopping on Sunday?
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Found the German
Or Spaniard. Or Pole.
I want my own custom shipping cart with a cow catcher on the front so I can just bowl through the aisles.
"Outta my way! I need cheese!"
Just put two or three of those 40 lb dog food bags in your basket. Once you build up some momentum the Walmart fatties ain't going to stop you.
Norwegians: people can shop on Sundays?
i'm convinced if grocery stores charged a congestion charge for sundays and on french toast alerts people would change their habits. Too many motherfuckers going on sundays.
If it were up to my wife i'd be another one of the sunday zombies too. I try everything in my power to get her to choose any other day
DIES IRAE
Get up, come on, get down with the biscuit!
Click and Collect is THE SHIT. I roll up, sit in my car for 5 minutes with my Rubik's cube, and some poor souls destroyed employee comes over to my car, takes my name and wheels my shopping out to the car.
I thank him/her and throw it in my boot, then I fuck off home for a brew.
It's because everyone's buying food for the Superb Owl or whatever. Losers, birds aren't real!