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[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Presentists are so cute lol. They really privilege their own point of view. Clearly, everything has been predetermined since the Big Bang. There are temporal relations between events, but the passage of time itself is an illusion.

This post was brought to you by the Eternalism gang

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Not only all of time, but all of possibility. Everything that can occur, must. We exist as a single thread in the tangled ball of infinity, experiencing only one possible moment at a time.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

K tell me what I'm gonna do tomorrow. I think I have more power over that from here than you from back there.

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If I tell you to do something and you intentionally avoid it, you still did something because I told you something.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

So you have the power explicitly to be wrong.

[–] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lmao I love shit like this

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] lukas@youfoh.xyz 2 points 9 months ago

Shartposting

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The past exists? Oh really? Have you been there?

Yes, actually. I was just there yesterday.

I wad just there a few moments ago.

Also saw you again

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

"Now, sir. We're looking at now, now. What's happening now is happening... now."

"What happened to then?"

"We missed it."

"When?!"

"Just now."

"When will then... be now?"

"Soon."

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Everything you see around you is in the past.

Because light has a maximum speed.

[–] pipows@lemmy.today 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I always think of this. Whenever you talk about the present, it's already the past, because it passed while you were thinking about it.

There's no way to think about the present, only near past and near future.

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Quantum mechanics challenges the idea that spacetime in static so you may be right. Then again, we really don't know enough to be sure

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And biology tells us we are living in the past because of the latency of meat.

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah

[–] orsetto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The anguish of being stuck in the present

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Eclipsed by the sheer and utter terrifyimg existential joy of the present

[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

Nah it's just a limitation of your senses.

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 7 points 9 months ago

What? The moment you realize something happened it's past already. Present is a lie.

[–] xia@links.hackliberty.org 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why yes, I HAVE been there, actually...

[–] creation7758@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Didn't have a good time did you?

[–] xia@links.hackliberty.org 1 points 9 months ago

I left the moment that I could!

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Why does this meme look like 2021 image generation?