Functional bros rise up!
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Rise up and copy!
We're not savages, we use structural sharing in our data structures. :)
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Now, I don't functional (at all), but if you call a function with no parameters, doesn't it imply side effects?
I mean it could just always return the same thing...
I would think that role is filled by constants.
where we're going, constants are just functions
Java 2: you can program anything you want but it has to be a function.
Classes are just functions!