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For fuck's sake... imagine finding out your father, the richest man in the world, fought to only have to pay your mother less than $3000 a month in child support!

So, he's a deadbeat dad and a Nazi. I bet he thinks he's manly as fuck.

Mr. "Popullation Collapse" thinks supporting children he creates is too difficult? WOMP WOMP

For the love of god, can we stop treating everything he does like it's news? Let him be a shitty person in some dark corner, don't feed his ego by putting him in headlines.

just to clarify, is this the kid he used a random password generator to name?

Fuck musk.

Downvote Musk spam.

The billionaire doesn’t need your help ensuring him and his businesses stay in the 24 hour news cycle. Don’t be a useful idiot.

Richest man in the world should just fuck off in his SpaceX rocket.

Musk is a scumbag from the get-go.

If he didn't want to support his kids he never should have had any.

Wearing a condom isn't that hard to do.

Some people are so poor that all they have is money.

This fucking guy....

Reminder. He's a billionaire.

$2760 a month is about $33,120 a year.

According to this calculation, he makes $46,303,000 A DAY.

For context:

At $33,120 a year, he could fund 1,398 child support babies with a single day of work.

And there are Elon-stans.

TIL that he called his child "X". What an idiot.

@return2ozma If the shitstain did not buy twitter he literally could have handed each of his children a billion dollars and still be richer than if he had not bought twitter. He does not appear to be very bright.

Walzer said Musk and Grimes could spend months just trying to prove which state the kids actually lived in.

That's putting it lightly. Parental disputes that cross state lines is some of the messiest shit one can go through. Just ooof. Dude probably thinks evaporating $44B on Twitter was rough, he's just getting started on this shit.

After watching his management skills in business, I suspect his being a father isn't a great thing for his kids.

I always wondered why Musk keeps taking X around to all the things and never any of his other kids.

I previously attributed it to getting good PR.

I now sees it's how he's going to "win" against Grimes.

Doucheladdle

Shock. A billionaire who only cares about themself?

Only? I'd live with that amount of income

An expensive coffee costs $5. For a person that makes $100,000 that's 0.005% of annual income.

Musk's annual cost would be $33,120 for all three kids. I don't know his annual income and because a lot of his worth is in stocks it's probably hard to figure out and highly variable. I'll do some pretty stupid math and say he's worth 185 billion and he's 52, so he's made 3.5 billion a year.

Musk is fighting to pay an annual cost for all three of his three kids of 0.0009% of his annual income, a amount proportionally less than what many spend one day on coffee.

Boo hoo, pay the support, you pompous sycophant. It'll be the least amount of money you'll lose compared to the public embarrassment of buying Twitter and losing billions within the year you've bought it.