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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 52 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Some do, friend. Some definitely do.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago

We're gonna need a bigger hump...

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Sharks don't know slugs exist

[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 12 points 10 months ago

There are sea slugs ....

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

No shark in that picture. Just a camel in water. May just as well be swimming in Saimaa lake as far as I know!

[–] June@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I came here to ‘ackshually’ the post but you beat me to it.

There’s a reasonable chance that a camel has been eaten by a shark.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Seems legit

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, I'm not sure camels know that sharks exist either.

[–] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They might've seen a picture of a shark or a documentary might be on in a nearby television

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Would they know that "that's a shark"? 😄

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Cool. Camels are really smart then. 🙃

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Would they see/understand anything but funny colours on a rectangle?

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh they know... they just don't like sand

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] angrystego@kbin.social 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Unlike sharks, who are very smooth.

[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago

Thats propably why the dont get every where (where they could meet camels)

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

And uneducated about other animals

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

and soft and cuddly

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Camels however, know everything about sharks, you, me, time, space, everything and everyone, whether the cat in the box is alive or not.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can't prove a negative. It's on the sharks to demonstrate their awareness of camels.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that the dude holding the inflatable shark up to the camel is the only one in that photo with any awareness..

..which is a really weird sentence.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Is it even a real photo? Is the shark photoshopped?

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

So true bestie

[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

Are we sure that either of these exist? Maybe sharks and camels are just AI generated.

[–] marx2k@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My marijuana goes its entire life not knowing sunlight exists

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

What, the sun exists? I thought it was just a joke.

[–] bquintb@midwest.social 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I'd buy that

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The camels are probably in cahoots with the CrabCats...

[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Sharks existed before trees

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

And before the North Star =)

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Camels existed before the enlightenment

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Damn, they're like..50 year old.. or something

[–] MBZzZzZzZz@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Camels don't know that a cigarette brand is named after them.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Until you consider that camels have been found in the middle if the ocean. Low, but never zero.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Zero sharks

[–] bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 3 points 10 months ago

Top 10 shark facts