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I want this to be an actual proper format for those shitty superpower communities.
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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7 can be useful. With 6 I can keep repeating it to be a lot younger, 10 hours at a time.
Depends on the teleport cool down, but that's the obvious first choice. From there it's tough between 1, 2, and 5...
3 and 6. There was no limit to how often you can use the power, so just spam them. Look 20 and fly.
5 and 8.
Languages are rad and so are toasters.
3 and 5
4 and 5.
toasters are cool. having them do your bidding? priceless.
4 because I am a kind and generous person. free noses for everybody~*!
~*you~ ~can~ ~opt-out~
3 and 8
Then I can Time Warp to the past and become a king! Or holy figure
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2 and 3. I'm starting a gravel company. 3 just because it's the 2nd most useful one.
Free gravel and can speak khitan. You can sell the gravel for money and you can say just about anything and no one will get mad at you cause no one will understand you.
For me 2 and 7.
2 and 5
2 because gravel can be sold
5 because imagine you’re in a hotel and just mess with people
Run as fast as Albert Einstein would be a godsend for someone who is paralyzed.
But as soon as you stop running you're paralyzed again. So says the monkeys paw
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5 8
Doesn't say there's a limit on how many pills of your choice you can take so I assume you'll get an ongoing prescription of them. In which case, I'm taking 6 and reliving my 20s forever.
5 and 7 I can do already thanks to my hands
1 and 8 might be the same
4 needs specifics, like can I just instantly grow a nose on the palm of my hand at any time and remove it? It might help for smelling things on the top shelf
I’d go with 6 and a toss up between 1 and 4
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