this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2023
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As is usual for the Daily Fail they have managed to get the entire story into the headline, so there's no need to click the link - I did so you don't have to. Now to do some penance.

Oh there's also a diagram:

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[–] Rescuer6394@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

oh no, the cylinder is back!

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know I've grown tired of the sci-fi/fantasy trope where the protagonist loses an arm and is fitting with a cybernetic arm, only to mope as if it isn't the coolest thing ever.

Anyway, looking forward to Fullmetal Alchemist rehash but with chainmail cock.

[–] Emperor 2 points 1 year ago

You know I’ve grown tired of the sci-fi/fantasy trope where the protagonist loses an arm and is fitting with a cybernetic arm, only to mope as if it isn’t the coolest thing ever.

If I got a cybernetic arm I'd definitely see how well it could punch a watermelon and if I got a bionic penis I'd definitely add that to my dating profile.

Anyway, looking forward to Fullmetal Alchemist rehash but with chainmail cock.

Fullmeatal Alchemist?

[–] vashti 2 points 1 year ago

But this... this is just one of those phalloplasties they give to trans guys. I thought the Fail considered them to be the ninth ring of hell, not "bionic penises".

[–] burgersc12@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

She liked him better before he became a dick