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[–] erin@lemmy.sidh.bzh 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Next Call of Duty, the villain will be North Korea, they have more tanks to show during parades so they that means they are more credible, right?

[–] NonCredibleDefense@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too credible maybe they export arms to Russia now

[–] erin@lemmy.sidh.bzh 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that would imply that russia still has toilet paper to use as money. Sadly from what I heard all the toilet paper has been flushed in the stolen toilet as magic show at the frontline and the cardboard tube has been used to imitate Ukrainian ERA

[–] TAG@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Russia still has plenty of money, for now: oil and natural gas.

[–] erin@lemmy.sidh.bzh 2 points 1 year ago

with EU that is about to ban second hand russia oil and gas after the dam explosion, it will be hard for russia to have any international monetary power. It is known that both China and India are bying Russia oil and gaz with big discount and both country resell it to EU to make money but that's about to end in a few week.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The only real non-tank-counting measure of military power is field ration desserts.

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

honestly, brasil has more tanks than the russia in that logic

i fully support a cod game where usa goes to brazil

[–] MomoTimeToDie@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I support a call of duty game where both sides are Brazil, and friendly fire is on. The real Brazil experience

[–] Diana_has_wings@beehaw.org 14 points 1 year ago

It’s not a repost, it’s archiving a classic post so it survives Reddit’s inevitable death

[–] piezoelectron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If they're actually going for accuracy, they should make the US the demonic antagonist, and Cuba, South Africa, Laos, Vietnam etc as the protagonists.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not sure I would ever see the day Activision had the balls to make the US the villain

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You just have to market it right: play down the "that is America" and play up the underdog fighting for freedom from government PMCs with heavy corporate ties.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

suddenly cyberpunk 2077

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

actually that's a very good ideia

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