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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 71 points 6 days ago (2 children)

So, someone had to go to a McDonald's and get a takeout order and then bring it to an airport and put it on a plane so they could eat McDonald's on a plane. Toddler shit right there

[–] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 47 points 6 days ago (4 children)

It'd be cold too. Cold mcdonalds fries are nasty

This is what I was thinking. Id rather eat any bland ass airline food than cold mcdonalds.

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[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 34 points 6 days ago

They have airport McDonald's

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 65 points 6 days ago (1 children)

RFKJr only touching seed oils because he has a .22 pistol against the back of his skull

[–] BeanBoy@hexbear.net 57 points 6 days ago (1 children)

RFK gonna have to send himself to the organic farm concentration camp

[–] context@hexbear.net 38 points 6 days ago

he makes an exception like this now and again to ensure the ol' brainworms get fed

[–] buh@hexbear.net 51 points 6 days ago

E. coli JDPON please do something funny timmy-pray

[–] Kieselguhr@hexbear.net 36 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do I get access to cutlery?

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago

Or a suicide vest?

[–] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago

I love how every artistic rendering of Trump done by conservatives makes sure to shave off a nice subtle 50 pounds at least

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 41 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I hope they all get E. coli.

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 38 points 6 days ago (7 children)

is RFK Jr. doing some sort of light blackface here? his skin looks like leather

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 27 points 6 days ago

Mimicking the appearance of your boss is a good way to move up in a hierarchy.

[–] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago

He sleeps in a tanning bed like a diurnal vampire

[–] AutoVomBizMarkee@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

He’s Hulk Hoganing

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

You don't need vaccines when you can take melanin peptides

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[–] Moonworm@hexbear.net 34 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

This is it, the nightmare wherein I am smoking a blunt.

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

I don't have the juice to bring it into existence but we could rly use some Disco posting under this post rn

The way they're staring dog-screm

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Dragon@lemmy.ml 22 points 6 days ago (4 children)

He just wants to make America healthy again. He wants to ban chemicals from our food. Thank God there is someone in the government taking healthy eating seriously.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Dragon@lemmy.ml 22 points 5 days ago

He's literally eating McDonald's and a coke

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I think some of my posts attract the strangest ones. If this is a bit then this is actually really good. The best bits border on saying unhinged, harmless (aka no racism or bullshit/etc) things and being unable to tell if it's actually real or not.

I think it is a bit though, they have good post history besides for possible anti-ML which could also mean it may not be a bit. Who knows. Good stuff.

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[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I hope I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 6 days ago

Eating seed oils a day to keep RFK away

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago

They all look like they're dying from different diseases

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sandwich and 10 pc nuggies? Boozwazhee decadence

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[–] plinky@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago

I know it's cause trump is just that guy, but would be hilarious if he had a side deal with mcdonalds for advertising

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago

de-empathy : There is a deafening silence here.

de-inland-empire : Can the pale achieve a human form? Can it walk and talk and dream its nothing dreams of nowhere?

de-conceptualization : It can, the evidence is here. It's beautiful.

de-half-light : You should run.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The Republic of McDonalds

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

yay macdonnals!

do I see a fish delight?

[–] a_party_german@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

extra cursed nightmare blunt rotation

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You’re a millionaire and those are your choice of shoes?

Yes, I am fashion shaming.

[–] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm not convinced rfkjr has any money

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's RKFJR? why is his skin uh???

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 5 days ago

He looks like a retired Super Macho Man from Punch Out

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Nightmare blunt rotation

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Did trump cook the fries? The people need to know

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

How does Elon manage to put his hand on his own knee like a creep? It's like he's noncing himself, truly non-euclidian levels of juicelessness. He must be suffering every moment

Lmao at Don Jr doing product placement presumably by sheer trained reflex

[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

the trumps have the best smile!

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[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

Hexbear, I had that nightmare again. The one where I pray to Mohamed Atta and he doesn't answer.

[–] Meh@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago

It's incredible that RFK looks so shit he makes Trump look semi-decent by comparison

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

Mayo Airlines

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