If only the tram could have kind of scooped up the morels and taken them on board........... but there wasn't mush room inside!
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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I don't think I'll ever be able to eat a morel after I had a back yard filled with stink horns of the cum smelling variety. They just look too similar.
what
Stink horns. They are phalic and come in disgusting smell varieties such as bukkake party or boars head processing plant. The top looks similar, though the cut outs are filled with vile gelly that contains the spores so that they stick to insect feet and spread.
What's the best way to prepare them to keep the semen flavor? Asking for a friend.
Are they any good with some garlic ?
Idk, try some, and report back for the rest of us.
I don't have it here, only psilos grow
You can actually eat the individuals that have not yet emerged from the ground. They look like eggs and are pretty weird/soft in touch. If you slice them really thin and fry them, they are delicious. In German they are also called "witch eggs" (Disclaimer: I'm living in Germany and it might be different for the stinkhorns elsewhere.)
Thanks for the tips !
Is the dilemma that I can’t take the tram to my foraging grounds? If so I agree that is a problem.
You're given the choice of being able to cultivate one
Or forage the others
Take the one path and rush trough the one morel and scoop it .then scoop the 4 others morels. Wash them cut them , cook them and make an omelette with it.