I knew all those Linux users were dirty sluts.

What’s a LiNUx?¿

GNU\Linux awareness is a good thing for everyone! If everone was aware; we would have better alternatives across the board.

Never seen anyone complaining about Linux on here or on Reddit

Lemmy users are hookers confirmed

I'd never used Linux before getting a Steam Deck. It's now my preferred PC. But it's also super-duper polished and painless.

Should have called it Linuxy

More like kinky sex slaves .... they're all either cheap or work for free.

They'll complain and give you a hard time during the whole experience but they'll never leave you alone because it's their kink and it turns them on.

Look, I got enough for two hours with one whore, or enough for 10 minutes with a dozen different whores.

I actually don't know where I was going with that, but something a long the lines of so many different distros and only so much time in a day.

I came hoping the hotties would be free, and to download a car.

Do people REALLY complain about Linux? There are nutters everywhere but I don't think this is really a thing.

I disagree because I’d still be having a good time at the brothel.

Looking at you c/linuxsucks