If there's booze involved, then definitely 13.
If there's no booze allowed... 13.
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Idk, I feel like if it's total population of zones almost everywhere is at a disadvantage to London. If it's champions style and there's a set number of people in the brawl, definitely 13.
10 has Liverpool, Manchester and Leeds. I reckon the only real challenge would be 13 but combining forces they could take Glasgow and then pick of any lone Highland madman.
If the women from 13 get involved, 13.
They will be using readily available objects as weapons however.
Then they'd be disqualified, as it's "no weapons".
Ah yes, following the rules in a fight... famously well-behaved Scots women.
As Mad Jock MacAdder once described the old highland way of women fighting: "bare breasted and each carrying an eight pound baby!"
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I've got news for you, bub.
10 has a huge numerical advantage over Glasgow, and we could counter their casuals with Mancunian spiceheads. The scousers could be a liability or an asset, but then someone has to stand at the front and get mown down by the initial Highland berzerker charge.
The scousers could be a liability or an asset, but then someone has to stand at the front and get mown down by the initial Highland berzerker charge.
A phalanx of Bootle smackheads would be like trying to punch through a horde of the zombies. No weapons for headshots means the Scots would wear themselves out. If they bought a supply of methadone, they'd probably be able to turn a few too.
A united England could only take a divided Scotland by marrying into it.
The outcome is clear, Scotland sweeps then starts fighting itself.
Boy those Scots sure a contentious bunch.
those Scots sure a contentious bunch.
You just made an enemy for life!
Northern Ireland doesn't get its own zone because the outcome would be too obvious otherwise.
They'd kill each other at the first chance.
Didn't the English already try this and yall eventually wound up with the UK?
That was largely done with good old bribing people to be on your side, its also how we got the British empire as it basically started with paying various groups in India to fight eachother which is what allowed the British to conquer a nation that was far wealthier and more powerful at the time.
East anglia would win on account of being able to punch with all six fingers.
Sorry to break to you all, but it already happened. That's why No. 1 is in charge.
I object to having Nottingham in my group those guys would be more of a hindrance than anything else.
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