Risk analyst. You can thank me later
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2023
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I got creative with the chat that some people hate so much. It converges with you regarding anxiety, lol.
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that's easy: become a comedian
Or just art in general. Can you think of any happy, well-adjusted artists? No.
Agree, turning anxiety into art is the traditional way.
Yeah, but most of the time their work doesn't make money until they're long dead.
Which helps to develop even more anxiety.
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'"If you are good at something never do it for free"
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Below the text is a screenshot of a Google search reading 'how to sell anxiety'
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Hell yeah. Props to you for making the fediverse a more accessible space.
Thank you!
Just a fun fact, this was your 69th comment. Nice!
Nice.
Not a fan of "If you are good at something never do it for free." There's a whole lot more to life than money, and you shouldn't gatekeep your own fun hobbies behind getting someone to pay you for it just because you're good at them.
Yes, I had the same thought. But also… it’s just a silly meme about anxiety. It’s not like OP is going to ruin their love for anxiety by selling their anxious services.
The other half is "it's not about the money, it's about sending a message". Proceeds to burn the money.
News anchor
If you're good at coping with your anxiety, there's probably a market for you to help other people do the same! You could run a tea shop, train therapy dogs, report on uplifting news, be a professional gardener, compile self-affirmation booklets,...
Not so much of a (legal) market for the unhealthy coping mechanisms. Run a liquor store?
Good news, I've replaced your baseless anxiety with actual fuckin problems!
how to sell anxiety
only fans
Feel like all politicians are selling these days (and probably most days in the past) is anxiety. "Vote for me or [X]!"
Ummmmmmm Become a therapist to fix yourself and then do it to fix other people too
me irl
Sysadmin. Trust me on this.
Yeah funny haha mental health problems