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[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Most of my lunches are leftovers, but many of them are things like a burger or a bratwurst that I can cook with little effort. Or I can buy something.

Imagine complaining about £4 for lunch, I'm lucky if I get out for under $20.

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[–] Fester@lemm.ee 149 points 5 days ago (19 children)

This person’s problem can be solved by a sandwich. Takes like 3 minutes to make, or can be prepped earlier, no cooking necessary, has color, is fresh, not frozen, beats any fast food meal in price and quality. Also can even be healthy if you shop wisely. Can be different every day. Can be hot or cold. The possibilities are endless. Sandwiches are the best.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 56 points 5 days ago

Sandwiches were literally invented to be home made, portable fast food, for hunters, workers, and the like. Not only are they ok with being wrapped up and carried, if made right they actually get better when wrapped up and squashed.

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

In Brazil, if you work more that 6hs a day, the company have to give you lunch. The majority of them, give you a pre paid debit card that can be used in restaurants. This mean that they are a lot of money there that can be used in restaurants, so any office building have lots of restaurants around.

From my union contract, I get 40R daily to lunch, and the restaurant I go they serve "prato feito" (beans, rice, salad, meat) for 25, and use the rest for some icecream or to eat something with my wife at weekends.

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[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 92 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Good Lord I am happy I can handle my shit and not have to publicly post my executive dysfunction for the planet to see.

[–] aniki@lemmy.zip 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

So much of these news aggregate sites are morons reposting the same tired posts from absolute crayon eaters who bloviate about how critically incapable they are at basic life functions.

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 29 points 4 days ago (3 children)

There is another option.

Just going to put this out there, cook too much the previous night, don't eat all the dinner you cooked. Place the remainder into some form of container; transport said container to work with you the next day.

Lunch is sorted when you make your dinner!

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

That's crazy talk.

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[–] marx2k@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (14 children)

This thread just oozes of early adults that don't understand how to spend 30 minutes preparing meals

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[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 48 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Here in the Netherlands a lot of people just eat sandwiches. I usually take them with me to work. Not a lot of effort

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (17 children)

I'll never understand how can people eat sandwiches every day, especially those with some kind of meat in them. I'm not vegetarian but eating sandwiches for more than two days in a row make me want to puke.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 61 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Someone needs to raise their sandwich game.

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[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago (18 children)

Cooking takes SO MUCH TIME when you're single. But eating out is so expensive. It sucks.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Good news, they're making eating in expensive too, so you can get the full experience!

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[–] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 days ago (3 children)

If you're not eating a croque monsieur for lunch, that's your fault, and you deserve to be miserable

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I've seriously considered buying MREs because I can't be bothered to meal prep.

[–] ebc@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It's still basically canned food, it's just that the can is a pouch. It's more expensive too.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

I think something that is missing in the minds of the "but you could just..." posters here is that the mindset of the OP doesn't always come from laziness, immaturity, or the inability to understand how to pack a sandwich, it sometimes comes from crippling or barely functional depression.

I work from home and the thought of even making a sandwich most days in the middle of the day is just too much. I don't want to make a sandwich; I want to go back to bed for eight to ten years and I agree that lunch is the fucking worst.

(But so is breakfast, and dinner, and all of the meetings, and work, and life generally speaking, etc.)

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Look I'm not saying that cooking your own lunch is a prerequisite for being an adult. However complaining about the quality of prepared food while not acknowledging you could just cook is sure as hell immature.

[–] OopsAllEarios@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago
[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 40 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You can just... not? Having two larger meals a day isn't that weird.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 25 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I have adopted the "Central European" diet:

One large meal a day and then leftovers + bread and toppings.

Occasionally might have more but that's my daily meal plan and works pretty great.

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[–] bad_alloc@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 4 days ago (10 children)

If you want to minimize cleanup and effort, just use a rice cooker.

  • Costs 30€
  • Put in rice and lentils at a ratio of your chosing, cook with oil and salt
  • Optionally spices and tomato paste
  • Put in frozen veggies either in a steaming basket or directly in the rice
  • Chuck in an onion (quartered if you're lazy) and some garlic
  • Yoghurt on the side

Congratulations you now have a healthy, cheap meal you can make at home or at work. If you eat directly out of the cooker you only need to clean your spoon. No cutting board needed either.

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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Honestly they should just make nutrition bricks. Just combining nutrients into a brick. It could even be modular so you can add/remove various nutrients based on your nutritional needs. The perfect life would be working for the nutrition brick manufacturer and then going home to eat some nice nutrition bricks.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

That’s what cliff bars/energy bars/protein shakes are.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

They do. They taste like shit.

they also make shakes that do this. also taste like shit.

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[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

There's a variety of lunches that are cheap and insanely easy though:

  • Stir fry with leftover rice, an egg, and some frozen veggies
  • Sandwich with a piece of fruit or some veggies
  • Leftover soup heated up on the stove (or in the microwave if ya nasty)
  • Cold pasta dishes like pasta salad with leftover protein thrown on top
  • Charcuterie plate with cold cuts, crackers, cheeses, and jams
  • Salad with cold leftover proteins
  • Leftover fried chicken straight out the fridge, as God intended

Like sure, some of these things rely on having leftovers laying around to dress up a bit, but I think that's a reasonable thing to expect of most people.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I just cook bigger portions for dinner and eat that as lunch

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[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 34 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I disagree. I like cooking and since I'm working from home I can make something nice and fast at home for lunch. But I probably would have agreed back then when I worked at the office.

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[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 5 days ago (8 children)

£4 sounds pretty cheap if it's a decent meal

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[–] Lizardking27@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago
[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I mostly eat leftovers from last night's dinner for lunch.

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[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Learn how to cook. It’s not that hard to throw something together that’s good after being microwaved. The other day I made some bitter-orange chicken with rice. It was 30 minutes waiting and 4 minutes coating the chicken in the pan with the sauce.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (5 children)

It’s frustrating as an adult with ARFID/eating disorders. I can’t bring myself to eat leftovers because I worry that they are contaminated. I’ve thrown away so much food because I won’t reuse a pasta sauce jar if it has been opened.

A lot of the common “easy” meals are things that I absolutely will not eat - spaghetti, canned veggies, ground beef. Sometimes I struggle with eating ramen. It’s fucking embarrassing but I literally cannot help it. I will gag and puke if my brain decides I can’t eat something.

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[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 23 points 5 days ago

Imagine your biggest realization as an adult being a wrong opinion.

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