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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 64 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not as annoying as all these people being sent over from number 302.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I heard most of them end up going to unit 200 - rumor has it that Lil Jon lives there.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Occasionally somebody bars the front door of 500 Oceanview lane and nobody can get in

[–] abrahambelch@programming.dev 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Shit gets weird when the guy in 418 opens and claims to be a tea pot...

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I swear the people in unit 402 are illegally subletting their place on AirBnB.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know where I struggle? For some reason the door to 413 is only like two feet high - I always struggle to get through that fucker.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

And 451 is always covered with police tape and it’s smells something awful in there

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Shit gets busy when the owner of 403 is home.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

HWAT??

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

YEAH! ALRIGHT!

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

You rang?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Room 418 seems like a nice place to sit for a quick soothing break

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

As long as you don't ask for coffee.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

That's my room.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You should see the sign they put up in front of your lower numbered neighbor... oh wait you can't because you're not allowed.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If this were Skyrim, I would have murdered you by now without setting a save first

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I read that in sheogorath's voice and it was a treat.

[–] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

At least they are not a tee pot

[–] StorageAware@lemmings.world 9 points 3 months ago

At least it's not number 500

[–] Looboer@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Cat

Dog

Pizza

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 2 points 3 months ago

404 prankster not found