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[โ€“] TheBat@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

London: I don't even think about you, at all.

[โ€“] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

That explains a lot

[โ€“] anonymous111@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

You pay for them though :D

[โ€“] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)
England ๐ŸคRest of the world
   Hating England
[โ€“] flamingos 10 points 3 months ago

Yet another successful export of the Empire, and, like our sports, the colonies are probably better at it than us.

[โ€“] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Bloody English, they ruined England!

[โ€“] hellothere@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The Midlands only exists if Manchester is the capital of it.

[โ€“] drolex@sopuli.xyz 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nice, this is insulting for everyone.

[โ€“] Emperor 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Except Southerners who think everything beyond the Watford Gap has "here be dragons" written on it.

[โ€“] Digestive_Biscuit 2 points 3 months ago

Anything north of Southampton is considered north for us.

[โ€“] flamingos 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As someone from the Midlands, I'd rather not exist than be associated with the Mancs.

[โ€“] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As a Manc, Iโ€™m gonna stab you.

[โ€“] hellothere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hush up Midlander.

At best I'll offer you being the southerners of the north. Better?

[โ€“] Hossenfeffer 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Technically I live in the East of England which is such a complete nonentity that it doesn't even make it into this diagram other than as part of The South.

[โ€“] OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

I used to love that every time I drove through Bedford, the sign said "welcome to Bedford midpoint of the Oxford Cambridge arc"

Such a nonentity that even the council couldn't be fucked to say something about it.