this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've seen this before....its a wet bathroom, which means it's water sealed with sealed electrical outlets and extra drainage. You can take a hose to the entire bathroom to clean it. That's why there's no shower curtain, since it isn't needed. It's kinda overboard, but people with money seem to like them.

[–] usrtrv@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't really see it as overboard. People in Japan (and elsewhere) have wet rooms. I'm a fan of them, cleaning is easier and additional protection from flooding. It's the exact opposite of carpet in the bathroom.

[–] odium@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never seen one with this texture before. It's always been tiles when I saw them.

[–] usrtrv@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Oh ya this one in particular is hideous.

[–] pjhenry1216@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

"Ok, emo teenage child, you get to design one room in the hou..."

"The bathroom."

"Are you sure?"

"The real question is... are you sure?"

[–] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It doesn’t match the rest of the house at all.

If Marilyn Manson casually strolled out of that bathroom closet, I wouldn’t be surprised.

[–] Transcendant@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

That is NOT a bathroom you want to have a slip or fall in, fucking hell.

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

This needs another coat of pre-seasoning.

[–] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine all the scrubbing needed to clean that surface

[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Looks like you could just use a pressure washer which I’m down with

[–] rubikcuber 7 points 1 year ago

Is this the bathroom from Bob's Burgers?

[–] HipPriest@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

It looks like a poshed up Soviet interrogation room.

[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Whole place has weird 70's Rec Center vibes. Retro horror flick waiting to happen. Cleaning would have to be done with a small pressure washer, way too many crevices/rough surfaces.

[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It gives me the same feeling as the worst dive bar bathrooms.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That shower sprays out blood.

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Looks like someone found pool tile on sale or something.

[–] FullOfBallooons@leminal.space 4 points 1 year ago

The rest of the house looks pretty cool, and then you've got this bumpy slippery nightmare.

[–] Emperor 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The guest house bedroom feels a little too open plan for my liking - an extra wall would be nice.

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 2 points 1 year ago

Right? People over there eating a meal at the dinner table and someone’s sleeping a few feet away… not my cup of tea…

[–] Ragnell@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

The texture on those walls just makes me shudder.

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe it wouldn’t be so fugly if it was a lighter color? 😬

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 2 points 1 year ago

Those who live in glass houses…lol

[–] MechKit@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Careful looking at it. If you stare into the void...