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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 62 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Going around, sniffing the couches she's sat on.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 months ago

That she sat on it is pure coincidence. He just does that to all couches

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ooooo... Is that.... Leather? Rubs between the couch cushions

[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This comment wins the Internet today.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

I ain't here to kink shame, and yet, I am.

[–] HWK_290@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

God, where is Triumph when we need him

[–] Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago (2 children)

JD she is not a voluptuous couch that you dream of

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

jd's actually going up to wisconsin to visit ashley in arcadia. EAU just happens to be the airport he's flying into to get there.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

B-B-But she's made with black indian leather!
A-A-And the p-p-pussy cat fragrance of dolphins.
Wearing rubber....gloves.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago

He’s following Harris around because Trump is literally too old and tired to do Harris’ level of campaigning. And in a few hours Harris will have a VP also running around. Best of luck JD. Harris has been flying to several states a day.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That JD Vance fucker is really cringe and weird.

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago

*That JD Vance the couch fucker is really cringe and weird.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago

Bro her heritage is intersectional. It doesn't mean what you think it means!

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

Such a weird stalker type of guy.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Don’t forget your eyeliner.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago
[–] Blackout@kbin.run 8 points 3 months ago

Just like a predator!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ohio man follows woman across country as she interviews for a promotion; believes octogenarian more capable despite him being let go from same position 4 years prior

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 3 months ago

if your not the lead dog the view never changes.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Sloppy seconds