Get a family member to invest big money in AMD and Tesla.
Keep feelings to yourself and be cautious of ladies.
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Don't stop Martial Arts training!
Don't.
Run away from home and stay gone as soon as you can. Never talk to your parents again.
Please don't let your dad marry that cunt who'll become your absolute doom in the future. She may seem nice and warm but it's a fucking facade. She's a fucking cunt and they will destroy every inch of happiness you have.
Don't worry about school, don't go to university. Just work any job and buy the first house you can possibly afford.
Programming is really not as hard as it looks to start, just don't start with C++ for the love of god lmao
No you are not.
Plenty of people you love end up killing themselves.
Maybe it's not such a terrible idea to precede them and save yourself the grief of abandonment.
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Portion sizes. Your mom isn't controlling you so you gotta do it yourself.
What ever you do in 1991 don’t go into….
Don't ride your bike off that boulder...Rollerskates aren't your forte.
Dont open that site
Remember those ideas you're having about living on your own and being respected by other people? Sorry, that's not gonna happen.
Don't listen to what anyone else tells you.
It will never get any better for you. Only worse and worse.
Also never, ever, fall in love. The only women that will ever express any interest at all in you are mentally unstable abusers who will hurt you in ways far worse than your family ever did.
Find a way to stay in touch with the guy you met by rambling about fnaf with him before middle school begins. Also you’re autistic, which DOESN’T mean you’re just dumb as it turns out (and is also the reason why you sketch fnaf maps every day), and btw you should look into that Bernie Sanders guy who the news is still kinda talking about
Don't do drugs
The only thing you're gonna like about being an adult is staying up late and having dessert before dinner...
Also you will reach a point in your life where having dessert before dinner, well shit- having a meal in general will be a blessing- but you'll pass it, and you'll probably go back in time to annoy yourself.
also for god sakes YOU ARE NDN
Don't learn shit to change the world, but to become wealthy. You won't change it, so make yourself comfortable.
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