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This is what freedom is about (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 79 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I thought they were bagels with an entire block of cream cheese at first.

[–] GreatRam@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Pretty much New York bagels

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago

That’s literally what I thought the caption was gonna be about when I saw the pic

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[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why is this in funny? It should be in !foodporn@lemmy.world or something.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Now deep fry that whole jawn and we're talkin'

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

'Murican spotted

[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You can't be out here frying them jawns with any old batter either. It needs to be either cake or cornbread batter.

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[–] Dabundis@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (6 children)

This image made my teeth hurt

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Try this-

Get 2 Eggo (or similar) waffles and toast them

Quickly spread some softened ice cream on them and make a sandwich

Enjoy

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[–] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What's the term for "cankles", but for the wrists?

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago (5 children)

forearm+wrist = ...forist ? fist ??

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[–] shasta@lemm.ee 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

But warm donut would make the ice cream melt

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But there's about a 10 second window where it will be one of the best things you ever put in your mouth.

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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

i make bread with chestnut honey, and serve it toasted with ice cream as an ice cream sandwich. it's god tier.

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is what obesity* is about

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (5 children)

You can occasionally enjoy things like this and not be obese

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[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 14 points 5 months ago

My teeth hurt if i look at this.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Definitely missing the deep fry step.

Also why is this posted here...

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[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 months ago

Holy diabeetus. I can feel my pancreas failing just looking at this image.

[–] NiPfi@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's not as good as Italian gelato served in a sweet brioche bun, but it'll have to do

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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If I wasn’t diabetic and I saw this at a fair or carnival, I’d be sorely tempted to try it.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If I wasn’t diabetic and I saw this at a fair or carnival, I’d be sorely tempted to try it.

thus explaining the source of the diabetes

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

It didn’t help that I have several risk factors, but yeah eating this sort of thing all the time in my youth wasn’t a smart decision.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Same. I'd get one for my gf and steal a bite tho

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 9 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Is this an android ad?

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[–] Paragone@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Y'all mean "Diabetes Icecream Sandwiches", right?

: P

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

We're looking at like 800 calories each here, easy.

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Them's rookie numbers. Let's deep-fry this bad boy, coat it in powdered sugar and dip it in chocolate sauce!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Based on some quick searches, it's probably closer to 550 Cals. Donut is up to 300 and I'm guessing that is a cup of ice cream which ends up being about 250.

Bigger problem is that it's mostly sugar.

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I was excited that someone finally got the bagel to cream cheese ratio right. Now I'm disappointed.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When my wife and I stayed in Osaka we were one street over from Amerika-Mura, and hidden in that place was a small shop selling "ice dogs":

Glazed hot dog buns with milk (vanilla isn't the defaultfor white over there) flavored ice cream scooped into it.

Absolutely amazing those were

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What does milk flavored ice cream even mean? Ice cream is made from milk.

[–] rockyTron@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's just sugar and cream . Sometimes called "sweet cream" ice cream. Cold stone has it as a flavor I think. Delicious.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sweet cream is the base of ice cream. You use that to flavor, adding vanilla or chocolate powder to a sweet cream base will give you those ice creams.

Milk ice cream is sweet cream base and then add milk flavor. I think they use condensed milk to pull it off, but it's weird and the US doesn't sell anything like it at any kind of scale to my knowledge, and I've looked

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I would need to take the day off after eating one of these lol

They do look delicious, just way way too much for me to handle

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Thats about a half inch(13mm) to your waistline

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[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 5 points 5 months ago

I'm hungry and tired enough that this looks absolutely amazing right now

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I thought that was butter before I read the headline.

[–] KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Yes, you certainly have the freedom to be a diabetic!

Otherwise, how does this have anything to do with freedom?

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