Kids these days aren't even extratemporal enough to remember Jenkins smh
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2024
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Wait, I think I'm experiencing the Mandello effect...
It’s called the Mandeller effect. You’re trying to stir shit up, aren’t you?
Please, everyone knows it is the Momoa effect.
*Don Melon effect.
That was before, now it's post melon
God I love lemmy
First they came for the Jenkins. And I did not speak out. Because I was not a Jenkins...
I wished I could go back in time and kill DevOps, before it became a thing.
Now you have DevOps but everyone just calls it Ops.
I'm sorry. Who's Jenkins?
Its this man He lives in this thing called "The Cloud"
The man is a monster. I don't know how many of my build jobs have been murdered by this fiend.
And how many devops have been driven to madness trying to configure what should be a simple task.
Oh yeah. Fuck that guy.
So in the OP’s original timeline there is a flexible CI pipeline tool named Adolph. Huh…
You can even see the stylized product icon with the simple facial features with the little square mustache. People in that timeline unironically refer to that CI tool as "The Final Solution" in CI.
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You''ll never know and you should be thankfukl for it.
I don't know either, but for some reason his name sends a shiver down my spine.
Jenkins can only refer to the legend Leeroy Jenkins https://youtu.be/mLyOj_QD4a4
I was gonna say. Jenkins needs zero help. Just let him do his (final) thing.
At least he has a chicken
Mmmh leeeroooooy jeeeeenkins
I thought this was going to be a dev ops joke at first then it never came
Well, was Jenkins worse than Hitler?
My inclination is that Hitler was the least bad way out of that situation. Give Germany another decade and some other nationalist party would come to power, only this time they've got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first. Or maybe the leader isn't a drug-addled former artist who gets his entire staff hooked on uppers and they're actually effective at defeating their enemies.
So the reason we always seem to have Hitler is because the time cops keep people from killing him because the other timelines are even worse.
Then what are the time cops doing about Trump?
Shit... is this evidence that he's the lesser of two evils? I don't know if I can handle that thought.
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Would explain the failed assassination attempts
only this time they’ve got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first
Maybe that's why we're living in the universe where this didn't happen, because in the universe where it did, we wouldn't exist (many worlds/anthropic principle interpretation)
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We rolled back your change to fix Jenkins, please remember to run preflight checks before submitting.
The build passed on my machine. ... Oh wait, my COVID bug fix didn't make it into main. Uh oh.
At least he has chicken.
JENKINS WAS MY PA!!!
The hardest choices require the strongest wills. They do not remember you, nor what you've sacrificed... but I will honor you, slayer of Jenkins, hero to humanity o7
Harold Jenkins from umbrella academy?
If we killed hitler we would have more competent nazi and possibly still third reich over here but no Poland and I am selfish I wanna exist ya know
Best person would be trump as it is recent enough to not suddenly cease to exist due to various butterfly effects, still pretty risky though. All of people that died by accidents between trump election and today would be from different, new set. You can calculate probability even based on average yearly accidents.
God I shudder to think what if u killed Julius Caesar. We would be like unrecognisable due to all branching out possibilities over the years. Real quantum parallel worlds shit
what if u killed Julius Caesar
Wonder what the month of July would be called?
Might be able to avoid The Nazis and The Bolsheviks gaining power altogether by going to 1970, buying a year's worth of McDonald's food, and delivering it to Taft in 1911. He's so damn fat he got stuck in the tub in The White House. He'll happily eat that shit and hopefully die before the 1912 election, allowing Teddy to have his third and fourth term. In a head to head race between Roosevelt and Wilson, Wilson doesn't have a prayer of winning.
The good news is that if someone went back and changed the past, then events would transpire such that they never had to go back in time for that reason, and so they wouldn't., i.e. nothing would change. Not unless the whole exercise spins only the time traveler off into their own new universe in which they're the only one with a memory of this alternative timeline from which they came.
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The only 2 Jenkinses I know are Leeroy Jenkins, and Jenkins from How I Met Your Mother.
First the tiktok witches erase one of our moons, now some asshole took away Jenkins before his prime. What’s next?
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