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Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a tragic accident? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He's all right now.

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[–] StoneyDcrew@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You sure he's fine? It sounds like he has nothing left!

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

He sees a whole different side of things now.

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

Man, we've definitely improved the survivability of industrial accidents in recent times. I heard about another guy who fell into an upholstery machine, but he's fully recovered now!

[–] Mechanismatic@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

And now the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.

[–] iamnotme 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So you’re saying he’s legless and ‘armless

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

He's mostly armless

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's all right. No comment left my brain.

[–] notsure@fedia.io 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is that the same guy with the wooden leg named Smithe?

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Yeah. Though now that you mention it, I never found out the name of his other leg.