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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 38 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Me, who has 120% Reflection on my equipment:

[–] Missmuffet@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago
[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Shampiss@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Lol where is this from?

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] AceSLS@ani.social 11 points 5 months ago

Thanks Satan

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

Itchy brones

[–] Femcowboy@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Might I remind you that "shit" can be used with the spell command.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Femcowboy@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] lesnout27@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

By any chance, was your Daddy a Femcow and your mama was a boy?

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago

Impressive, you had 6 seconds

[–] dorumon@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

I know for a fact that I will probably get my ass handed to me by the US Government for what I may do with magic powers in real life.

Luckily I don't live in fantasy land in my head I live in reality. Despite being a digimon.

[–] kotauskas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 months ago

Cast the constipation spell instead

shit in pants is temporary, bloating and persistent abdominal discomfort 24/7 can drive a person insane

[–] rumschlumpel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago

Meh, I have already have IBS.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago

jokes on you, I don't have any pants

[–] Lotarion@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Testicular torsion quickly becomes boring when you figure out that you can just teleport away the air out of their lungs, turning the lungs to mush