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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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Rhymes are the ultimate form of comedy and dick jokes are funny no matter a person's age.

Give taco plz

[โ€“] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Star Trek fun. Futurama fun. Together much fun. Three L's best joke.

[โ€“] Sim@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

Am real. Or am?

[โ€“] preussischblau@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pretty blue colour.

Military history.

German.

[โ€“] redpen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Crimson writing utensils with political double entrendre potential were seen on wooden furniture.

Apolinario Mabini great. Apolinario Mabini freedom thinker man. Very lemmy. Apolinario Mabini underrated. Goldfish brain connected Mabini and bussy. New name created.

[โ€“] radiated@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] Serval@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Cat is good animal. Serval is big cat. Serval is good big animal.
Serval is good username too.

use random word generator, smash words together, make username

[โ€“] serfraser@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Name Fraser. Like Song Ice and Fire. Ser Fraser.

[โ€“] r2vq@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Real initials were already taken so Hotmail suggested ending with "2". Unfortunately, "rvq2" looked difficult to secure everywhere (and pretty ugly) so "r2vq" was born and used everywhere.

High school nickname.

[โ€“] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] KDE@monyet.cc 2 points 1 year ago

Kde plasma archlinux

[โ€“] itsmistermoon@feddit.cl 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

itsmistermon is a fan of Jamiroquai, likes Mr Moon song, adopts it as nickname.

[โ€“] BeepStreet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

BeepStreet is fan of Squarepusher, likes Beep Street song. BeepStreet will listen to Mr Moon. itsmistermoon will listen to Beep Street?

[โ€“] itsmistermoon@feddit.cl 2 points 1 year ago

itsmistermoon is listening to Beep Street right now, finds it pretty good

[โ€“] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Take wool, don't pay.

[โ€“] init@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Init is program computer start that start computer. Computer use Lemmy to start init. Now init start Lemmy too

[โ€“] u202307011927@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

@u202307011927@feddit.de is selfexplanatory some people believe. Timestamp of cake day

[โ€“] maniacal_gaff@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Sound like scene in muppets movie

[โ€“] Ranolden@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I clicked the "random" button on world of Warcraft character creation screen for a while

[โ€“] Woozy@dmv.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Extraordinary classic fantasy books provided ignition for inspired creativity.

Caveman like enough?

[โ€“] xaxl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Am pretty lazy.

Tasty snacks good

[โ€“] dualcoreduron@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Dual core Duron processor funny

[โ€“] ericbomb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Eric explosively good name.

[โ€“] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

HelixDab2 used random word generator.

[โ€“] crowbar@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Abbreviated alias

[โ€“] Osirus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] sociablefish@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Xbox random generator, ended up using the name for everything

[โ€“] TruTollTroll@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Reddit banned for bs, so became the TruTollTroll

Fuck reddit mods

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