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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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Numbers after iamtrashman1312 name follow 1=A format. iamtrashman1312 dislike police, adopt certain phrase numerical parallel for name. Words just line from meme always make iamtrashman1312 laugh.

[–] Zippythezigzag@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Fast driving, weed papers.

[–] skunk@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

skunk like skunks

[–] Silverseren@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Silver is related to real name. Seren is Runescape god name.

[–] Weborl@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Funny way to say "Egg" in Spanish.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Grossness is funny.

[–] jaamesbaxterr@lemmy.ninja 4 points 1 year ago

Good horse. Good horse reads poorly. Games Bookstore becomes jaamesbaxterr

Password manager auto-generation

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Friend was idiot. Try to tell friend. Only have calculator. Forgot talking was option. Didn't work.

[–] ironhydroxide@partizle.com 4 points 1 year ago
[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Sassy adventurer speaking to BBEG

Same one always use

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Angry Crow took flight.

[–] pezhore@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Like rectangular candy and dispensers. Do almost anything for them many years ago. Now stuck with name.

[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

wage_slave is self explanatory. Look at monies. joke ha ha no monies. not even money. Confused unga bunga. Still back to work or punishment.

[–] mashbooq@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is Aramaic word that references dying words of Jesus

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[–] zampson@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Laserquest misunderstanding created this

[–] PrimoSparazza@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Smokin Aces

[–] DonnieDarkmode@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

DonnieDarkmode’s name invokes famous movie (DonnieDarkmode has never watched Donnie Darko) as well as popular display setting that doesn’t sear eyeballs

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Very old username from time long past. Like anime character wearing eyeglasses.

[–] ComradeR@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Political side + first name first letter.

[–] noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

When kid, play Doom much. Be critical inside, think low of own skills. Also love metal - love 666, love 13. Multiply 666 and 13, get 8658. Combine all - get noobdoomguy8658. Now happy, feel witty.

[–] Themadwizardspeaks@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me mad, me wizard, me speaks

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Cadenza plats music. Cadenza also reads Thomas Mathiesen.

[–] sorrowl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Sorrowl listen to song Sorrowl by band Suotana. Sorrowl like song and name of song.

[–] jecxjo@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

Speaks Esperanto, parents gave name, girl speaks Esperanto used diminutive

Savecomengs likes trains. Comeng trains getting scrapped. SaveComengs sad.

Looked at still pictures in books as kid. Favourite superhero Ironman. RDJ play Ironman. Like. Now name, but make dumb change.

[–] Anders@lemdro.id 3 points 1 year ago

First name...

[–] spaysi@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

spaysi sound almost like spaysi real name, and was nickname when spaysi was little kid… sometimes was called spaysi as mean teasing name, but spaysi take the name and make it own so can’t be used as mean name calling anymore

[–] stick2urgunz88@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yo, heads up, 88 is a Nazi thing.

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[–] Unidan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unidan hoped to make old schoolers chuckle

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[–] Shimmer@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] autumn@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Is my favorite season πŸŽƒ

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Big beautiful ship that trounced English Fleet during Raid on Medway.

[–] GitProphet@lemmy.sdfeu.org 3 points 1 year ago

version control

[–] Antimutt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

IRC nicks were max'd at 8 characters and listed alphabetically. Given that dogs are no-go!, to choose name that made full use was simple.

Edit: See some fails in this thread.

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