There are only so many nouns that start with G. Everyone knows all Linux programs must be a noun and an acronym that starts with "GNU" (which is itself a noun and an acronym that starts with GNU)
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KDE would liKe to Know your loKation.
Kock and Kall Korture
DO NOT USE A ACRYONYM FOR THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A PRIDEFUL FILIPINO!!!!
These two joKes just had me laughing unKontrollably at my phone.
KDE is not an abbreviation, and not in the same way than XNA is not an abbreviation. Originally it was the Kool Desktop Environment which was quickly dropped not for the obvious KDE Desktop Environment but K Desktop Environment, which kinda makes sense given that KDE replaces 'c's with 'k' all over the place -- such as, to wit, its name as it's a reference to CDE. Nowadays it's plain KDE though.
Cool Desctop Environment
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Make sure you've installed Flatseal from the DisKover Store
KDE Komedy Klassic? That's not good...
So it's GNU the whole way down?
GNU Nominal Universalism
When they finish the words with G they can just add another layer of recursion and create BIG, an acronym for "BIG Is GNU". And from there go on like a word chain game
Being free from megacorps let's humans be humans, to express themselves, I love it, the jokes are nice (and are jokes, unlike the nightmare abominations like Clippy and their AIs).
It might be some weird act of masochism but I liked clippy.
Really, huh, that's ... kinda nice to know? (In the 'world is the tiniest bit better than I knew' way)
I have enjoyed various creepy Clippy art/mini lore.
It's basically an SCP thing.
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Can confirm.
Source: am Linux diehard and sexual deviant
He forgot about the third category, silly Trans catgirl programmers :3
Seems like a redundant category, I believe you can comfortably slot them into the other 2 categories
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This is why I use Krita
Which has nothing to do with nerdy sex perverts whatsoever
I am afraid to open Krita in public because its mascot Kiki (the robot squirrel girl) is drawn dangerously close to upskirt in the splashscreen.
GIMP's is just mushrooms, nothing objectionable.
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GNU's not Unix tool kit image manipulation program. As long as you don't believe Unix actually is an acronym
The name was decided before the acronym, just unfortunate
Also works with packages having their name starting with OPEN or Libre
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I don't know if this memory of mine is real, or just a (day)dreaming or my brain just fucks with me, or just too much acid, but I clearly remember lots of years ago I opened GIMP and the splash screen had this fox IN A FUCKING GIMP SUIT!
Probably the very instant mum walks in, too.
I guess she got used to the sight of drawn animals in gimp suit on my screen by that time
Engineers have always been pervs. As evidence, resistor color codes are remembered by:
Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
As taught in college. In my situation, our professor disappeared mid semester, as he was arrested for child porn, and was the biggest supplier of child porn in Colorado at the time...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_electronic_color_code_mnemonics
Pretty much everywhere has cracked down on that kind of thing for a while.
Im almost afraid to ask, but could you explain how that helps remembering resistor colors?
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The open source game framework Löve (Love2D) has some incredible library names, here's a few select ones out of context:
- Hump
- Lövetoys
- Löve Bone
- Quickie
- Goo
- Pölygamy
- Swingers
- Adult Lib
- Gspöt
- Möan/Talkies
- fLUIds
- Yaoui
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Hm...
You think there are some die-hard Christians against the use of BSD? 🤔
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