I love how the first two names are the same real names and in alphabetical order, then the next one is nearly a real name, sounds nearly like the first two, and is nearly in alphabetical order, and from there on the names just get weirder and more out of order.
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Watching an AI's sanity leak out in real time is fascinating
Jorch looks like he's repeating 12th grade for the twentieth time.
And Chunus has been living in a cave since kindergarten
omg is that the yearbook picture of Jort, the inventor of Jorts?!??!!? no way!!!
I mean, not too far off from crazy American names Especially the one that's like someone was Ashleigh and wanted to be "even more unique".
I forget the source but I remember seeing a list of high schoolers in a town in one of the Dakotas. I swear Borts would be on that list.
Nice NFT collection you got there. If we were back in 2022 you'd definitely sell them for some eth.
“Hammin, if you say ‘hey, guys, this party needs some Hammin up!’ one more time, I will leave your corpse in a dumpster.”
Are we censoring "AI" now to avoid social media filters?
Or just the auto-reply bots that swarm like flies on certain keywords
That makes more sense
I like that it forgot it was putting them in alphabetical order halfway through the second line. Also, Foob and Fooby are definitely twins, and I would love to meet their parents
I'm actually a little impressed that the words are at all legible. Dune of them even make sense. Which begs the question; how many goddamn Aidens are in this stupid country?
Aiden & Aiden? Their AI mom could've at least come up with 2 different names for her twin sons.
I'm not shitting you. My distant aunt by marriage has 3 kids. Karen, Karin, Karyn
They are Hispanic and have a couple different accents to pronounce them different....but come on.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me?
No, my sons are also named Borts.
No way Borts and Chunus are in the same grade.
It tried really hard to keep them in alphabetical order.
aiden aiden braiden bootus borts borts is poetry
edit: oh fuck it's brIaden wtf damn. bootus borts borts is good tho
It's Briaden
I heard that left Borts was a little bit too interested in WWII history..
You'd think AI would be better at replicating text and font, it's quite possibly one of the most intentionally consistent forms you could possibly analyze.
How could I forget the Crabbe Brothers, good ol' Shimp and Shamp?
Gotta suck being a teacher for this class when you just know Jorch is gonna end up framed by Tom Riddle for opening the chamber of secrets.
Tag yourself, I'm Foob
I gotta be Shamp. But you know what they say, better Shamp than Shimp.
Those names. I'm cryyyyyin 🤣
Hobem -> hold them doors
Hunby looks like he'll offer you a sports car if you're the last person to take your hand off it.
Chunus is friend-coded. Well, more-so canadian woodcutter coded, but he looks friendly.
This is giving me big Mrs. Munger's Class vibes, I love it. And I love that this reminded me of some nonsense I watched when I was a kid. Fucking Mahoot always got me.
Awelsh guy orders a gin: "A shelii gynne"
Jorch without beard is Jort, lol.