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Anon interviews for a job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My regards.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What about them?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Give them to the chef.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

~~I don't think you're allowed to cook them.~~

The chef says to keep your damn regards out of the kitchen, he's trying to cook.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 months ago

Ding! Fries are done!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

My retards.