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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 49 points 5 months ago (2 children)

God: Kill these people, take their stuff

Also God: HEY, don't kill people and steal things, wtf you are damned

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago

Almost as if different people made up those orders

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You have to ask permission from your Sky Daddy before plundering the countryside.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

Say that God told you to feed and shelter the poor: Go to jail the-pigs

Say that God told you to kill, maim and commit wanton acts of depravity: big-cool isntrael