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[โ€“] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

What the fuck is a "lamba server less", and why is my cloud bill so fucked? ๐Ÿš’ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ธ

๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿคฏ

[โ€“] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I was looking up lambda functions for rust because i needed it for something and didn't know how, what, etc. But searching anything lambda now only shows results for fucking amazon lambda bullshit! Really pisses me off... its fucked ๐Ÿ˜ 

[โ€“] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you mean lambdas like in python where you say lambda x: x+1, they are called closures in rust, try searching for that instead.

Thankyou so much! It can be hard to figure out when all results give me amazon lambda. Rust and their silly names...

[โ€“] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

AWS Fargate, amazing, AWS ServerLess,... Da fuk!

[โ€“] Rooki@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"You dont have to care about infrastructure...." is the bigest lie of those microservice hosting providers.

[โ€“] Blackmist 11 points 6 months ago

"You didn't pay to have it across 47 different data-centres, of course you won't get 100% uptime!"

[โ€“] sirico 2 points 6 months ago

Hockey stick go!