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submitted 4 months ago by hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[–] flan@hexbear.net 86 points 4 months ago (2 children)

i had no expectations for what a lab meat machine looked like so this really changes nothing for me

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 47 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I envisioned something like a warehouse full of really large petri dishes

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 39 points 4 months ago

Honestly i was lazy and just pictured a single normal sized petri dish being used a lot.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Lined up like plant pots. Basically like a greenhouse but petri dishes.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Yes exactly lol

There's a row of pork chops, a row of hamburgers, a row of smoked ham, etc lmao

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

data-laughing A guy comes around and waters them with nutrients every day and they play gentle music to the meat patties.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The row of frankfurters has a german brass band visiting biweekly

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I was thinking a bunch of goo-filled vats, fallout style

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

honestly, I'm more interested now, this has tickled my likely ASD "How It's Made"-loving neurons

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

Ah, a fellow filling machine aficionado. soviet-chad