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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Raptor_007@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I don’t want to know your name

I just want

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[–] n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

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