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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] noxy@yiffit.net 56 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I said come on fhqwhgads

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Everybody to the limit!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

It's me, it's to the limit

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The system, is down.

[–] rmuk 3 points 7 months ago

"Caleb, are you making a tiny tent out of my jacket?"

"...I am now."

[–] fhqwgads@possumpat.io 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

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