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When a real user uses the app (lemmy.ml)

submitted 7 months ago by roon@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Id hardly call that a user fucking things up, that's not even good on paper. Those are a retarded pair of things to have next to one another regardless of any coloring on them. Especially with the same handles

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not a fighter pilot, but when I think "ejection", can't imagine anything but a high-stress situation where the pilot doesn't have time to figure out which is the ejection lever. Imagine a real emergency where the pilot grabs the wrong lever, gently slides back with the seat, and then fucking dies on impact.

[–] Acters@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

"Gently slides back" 😂