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When a real user uses the app (lemmy.ml)

submitted 7 months ago by roon@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] DdCno1@kbin.social 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm probably missing a joke here, but irrecoverably as in they most likely needed another computer to fix it: In this case, create a new startup floppy disk - there was no hard drive, after all.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why can’t you just take the hard drive out of the garbage and reinstall?

[–] T156@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The computer is inaccessible, and if you did that, the best way to fix it, while also avoiding any other potential issues stemming from that, is just to reinstall the thing.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The beepy thing, the brrr-brr thing or the flashy thing?

[–] T156@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

The box what goes bang if you poke it wrong.