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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 57 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The chair OOP posted from

[–] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

pants aren't an issue when you're QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

[–] autokludge@programming.dev 6 points 9 months ago

HOLD YOUR CHILD CAPTIVE WHILE THEY CRAP THEIR DAKS

[–] ratzki@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

WTF is this?! Who uses this stuff? How can you treat children like that?

[–] butterflyattack@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's to prevent a small child from falling arse-first into the crapper and causing a blockage.

[–] ratzki@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 months ago

Not required. There are seat size adapters using 80% less plastic to do the same thing. Without strapping your kid to the toilet.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Look at that grin. Those straps are for YOUR protection