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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital (www.theonion.com)

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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[–] h3doublehockeysticks@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

THEY LIVETWEETED THEIR BOMBING OF THE HOSPITAL THEN DELETED THE TWEETS AND SAID HAMAS DID IT.

[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

No, "they" didn't do that. It was done, but not by anyone who would necessarily know.