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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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Now that most credible sources in the first world agree that the IDF was probably not at fault for this particular atrocity

The source is "Trust me bro" from the IDF cited uncritically by news sources. Did you also believe there were WMDs in iraq and that anyone who didn't fall for it was stupid?