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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

A coworker recently showed a picture of Minecraft in a meeting and confidently said it was Roblox. I wanted correct him but I didn't want to be that guy.

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends if you're vying for their job.

"Come on Johnson, how are we supposed to trust your numbers if you don't even know what you're presenting"

Proceeds to take over the presentation.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I read that in Cave Johnson’s voice, and him berating someone else with the last name Johnson is even more fitting

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

I can even imagine talking to himself like that in the middle of a presentation, proceeding to take over it from himself.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Thats cause “Come on Johnson” echoes “Cave Johnson here” usually at the beginning of those messages.

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

Pulls out a sharpie and cover over the other dude's first name

On a projector curtain

[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you think you could have been the other guy, showing a picture of a different popular game and confidently saying it was something else?

(feel free to ignore this, i'm posting to check something with lemons)

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Sure, I've misspoken plenty of times.