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Wow, amazing the amount of Bible bullshit this sums up in one short paragraph.
They left out the part where he turns in to bread and wine, says "eat me" and then flies away.
That's one of the conversations I absolutely hate having with some people. Like "Yeah, but it's just symbolic."
"No, it's literally the body and blood of christ"
"So it's cannibalism"
"No, because it's still bread and wine"
"So it's symbolic"
And it just more or less repeats with those two things. Like of you want to say it's literal, that's fine. Say it. But the. Stand up for the idea that you want to consume human flesh in a religious ritual
“Pope, party of four.”
“Sorry, it’s a party of three now. Long wait for the table.”
Yeah, I was raised Catholic and always found that weird as hell. Like symbolic or not it's fucking weird.
Forget all that. It's sexual talk. They were all drunk.
Yes that would make it basically complete, but it would have required an extra sentence, and people today don't have the attention span for that. 😋
Just say what you want to say but also do this, it works for short videos apparently.