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Dads. What are your go-to 'parent phrases'? (self.dads)

submitted 1 year ago by Oneeightnine to c/dads

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Since I became a father some 5.5 years ago, I've realised that I've rather quickly turned into the sort of person who tells my children that 'silly games, silly prizes' and 'want doesn't mean get'.

I'm not sure I can pinpoint the exact moment this change occurred, but it did, and now I guess I'm stuck in this hell. The question is, am I stuck in it on my own, or are there more of us?

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[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When unable to use profanity or shout, your brain undergoes a process of collapsing and reconstructing itself. This phenomenon arises as a natural outcome of the synapses rewiring within your brain.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You say this to your children?

[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Can’t remember because of the whiskey