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submitted 1 year ago by PeterPoopshit@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I went to the John Deere museum in Moline, and they were playing fucking devotional music about their tractors,

For God so loved the world that he gave us his sole-begotten tractor...

🤮🤑

[–] Madison_rogue@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

…that we make with proprietary hardware & software that renders your tractor a brick when the electronics break…

Raaaammmmmennnn!!!!!

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Don't take the name of the noodly Lord in vain