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[–] Clent@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it's not a secret, then the police can figure it out.

If it is a secret, the options are endless. I certainly wouldn't need to pay for a house cleaner ever again.

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...are you considering enslaving the person in your attic?

[–] Clent@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Indentured servant.

Gotta collect that back rent.