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lashings for anyone who even THINKS about avocado on their sarnies (files.catbox.moe)

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[–] GoodShowSir 37 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (9 children)

Now now... that's assuming any Gen Z can afford a sandwich ;)

Woke air sandwich!

[–] Hossenfeffer 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

Woke air sandwich? Millenial nonsense. Back in the day we ate wish sandwiches!

A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you... wish you had some meat.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Stay alive long enough and you'll wish you had air.
I'm already wishing

[–] Hossenfeffer 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In several areas of the city, pollution levels were more than 50 times higher than the World Health Organization’s recommended safe limit.

Fucking hell. Stay as safe as you can given the air is now toxic!

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

Well, I only need to worry about myself though, since this is the ideal habitat for Delhi-ites. In fact, they still walk around with smoke-sticks in their mouth because the levels are not high enough for them.

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