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Anon meets up with a girl (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The above is oversimplified and written to elicite a chuckle but most people aren't that comfortable with having another human being (I don't discriminate; just aiming for the most probable scenario) their significant other used to pork on a more or less distant past staying around. Most will have doubts about their relationship and its heading. Or even worst.

Monkey brain and pride computes around "If they porked in the past, did they stop completely or is it a come and go situation?" Humans are strange creatures.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So you don't trust your partner then? I've had ex's that I remained friends with and they had ex's that they remained friends with. As long as no one's an asshole about it it's fine. The fact that you used to sleep with someone doesn't always mean you're just waiting for an opportunity to jump on them again.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I trust the person I'm with and I've met the person dating them before me. I didn't felt threatened or insecure; I see myself as a passing shadow through other peoples lives, which is quite liberating. If I manage to gain a prolongued stay, as I have, good, if not, good as well.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So then what's there to be uncomfortable about with them remaining friends with an ex?

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

For me, personally, nothing. For most, apparently, a lot.

[–] Daefsdeda@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Definitely agree with the humans are strange creatures. Wasn't also specifically pointing at you and indeed more the general consensus.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

I just understood there was room and need for me to clarify my position and view, so I took the chance.

But we are, indeed, a strange bunch.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net -5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

pork

🤢🤮

Why do some men think that is an acceptable term for sex? It's so degrading. Or is that the point, to compare sex to fucking a piece of meat?

[–] echodot 5 points 2 weeks ago

That was you'll take away from that comment?

They make a fairly good point that you seem to be ignoring

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pick whatever synonym you prefer and read it in place of.

I personally dislike "fuck"; sounds purely physical and unemotional, aggressive, quasi mechanical, like scratching an itch.

While "porking" sounds silly, goofy, almost nonsensical. Something two people attracted and trusting of each other would blurt out as teasing.

The first carries the same weight you vocalized on your reply for me, only that I don't apply that disgust solely towards men. I can tolerate a "fuck" as an expletive towards anything in a figurative way (fuck the traffic, the car, the coffee being too hot, the iced tea too sweet, the dog peeing on the sofa, the cat throwing up on a shoe) but I sincerely dislike saying or hearing said "fuck" in the literal sense. It's crude, rude, disrespectful towards the other.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net -4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do women who you 'pork' like you refering to fucking thrm with that term?

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I only use euphemistics if there is an established relation and consent to it.

At some point in my life I was with someone that had a kink for being called by terms I consider demeaning towards any human being, so I openly refused to do so and explained why I did it. The relationship ended shortly after.

Because I see sex in a couple dynamic as a corner stone for a healthy relationship, I always strived to be open about talking regarding limits, dos and donts. I like enjoying myself before, while and after being with my partner and making sure my partner does as well and laughing and goofing around is an integral part of it.

So, if there is mutual trust to throw around some silly dirty talk, yes, to answer your question, I would.

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just want you to know that your comment wasn't blatantly disrespected at least by this internet stranger.

It's a thoughtful reply to some asshat that was asking you questions in bad faith, he was not open to a different point of view from the outset.

And also that's pretty awesome stance to take. I wish more folks were this mature about their relationships

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

If somehow letting out all of that vitriole helped that person in feeling relieved and with their views asserted, good for them.

I sleep at ease with my conscience, as I didn't insulted them, regardless of what they felt or thought.

Thank you for your kind words.