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If the planet isn't poisoned more and if workers (and the public in general) aren't killed for arbitrary reasons on a whim, ascension is canceled. pronouns

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[–] jack@hexbear.net 40 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Why would I want to leave Earth? If you think this planet sucks, one without a biosphere is really gonna whoop your ass.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago

Why would I want to leave Earth?

I was thinking about this the other day. Earth is huge and well, was, beautiful, perfect planet to live on but people like musk have ruined it.

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

maybe once the libertarian rich guys trash the planet they want a rich person only escape hatch

edit: New Zealand bunker villa is not exotic enough

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago

Rich person escape hatch this way down-arrow

herebarbara-pit

[–] jack@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

It will always be harder to colonized a new planet than to fix this one

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Agreed, though I would like to go see what's out there some day if I get the chance (to turn in to an incredibly robust form capable of surviving the long, long trip slow-boating to another sun)

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've had a lifelong fascination with space and a deep and painful yearning to explore the stars, which is why it hurts so fucking much that those dreams have been hijacked by billionaire manchildren that actually lack a child's imagination on top of it all and just want to imitate what's already on their screens in the clumsiest performative way.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hard agree. They read Heinlein in 1986 and made it their entire personality, never reading another book again.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Because the treats said that it would be a le epic Science Victory to land on Mars, and a Nolanesque epic moment would happen with Zimmer style BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS and humans would ascend so-true

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

phoenix-think Can't have a greenhouse effect if you don't have an atmosphere!