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me. I want to wear a flat cap over my "haven't shaved in 3 days" stubble with a baseball bat and just go around smashing shit and menacing people before getting my ass kicked by some dork in spandex with superpowers
Same, I just wanna be a guy that unloads crates in a sketchy dock and sees the bat signal and says "watch out boys, THE BAT'S out tonight!' As if he isn't out every night. If he wasn't they could just do crime whenever the bat signal was off.
shitty faux brooklyn accent "Ayyy, what's da plan, boss???"
What ineffectual weapon would you smack your palm with when you're about to hit something or someone? I wanna be the guy yhst starts out with a gun, has it bataranged out of his hand and then uses a garbage can lid.
I wouldn't say ineffectual but I would say I'd use something improvised
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