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[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

My mother's the one using an Alexa, and I side eye the thing.

I would love a voice activated timer for baking though. Is that a thing without it stealing all my precious info?

Precious info is mostly that I listen to country music while home canning.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Alexa was actually a precursor to Mata Maid.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Is she... petting Fish? That's like, if in the middle of Karate Kid, Mr. Miyagi and Daniel just had a cuddle session with no preamble or context.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 3 months ago

it's a more accepting time, I don't judge

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 months ago

Maybe they should have. Too many people are alienated from loving, platonic touch.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

I was at a friend's house recently, and they had an Alexa. I didn't know where the bathroom was, so on a whim I said: "Hey Alexa, where's the bathroom?" It directed me to the nearest public bathroom, which was in a prison 4 miles away.

[–] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

I've seen a few, particularly mycroft. I've heard they're sub par but that's to be expected when they aren't yoinking all your personal data.

I'd search up Foss voice assist if I were you. I have no want for the things though so I can't help there