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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (4 children)

An entire bottle of gin will unlock some very disgusting traits in most people.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 3 months ago

It will only unlock the disgusting contents of my stomach.

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it stops my hand from shaking. how could it be unhealthy?

[–] tegs_terry 9 points 3 months ago

It 'unlocked' my stomach once; tore the fucker right open. They gave me morphine to take for the pain, which went well. Anyway, three years sober now.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] lath@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I disagree in principle as i am biased against alcoholism, but yeah. Limits of tolerance aren't the same for everyone.